Wives & Dogs

Dont take it seriously and none to think about…😉

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog’s parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk..


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.


13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s the happiest to see you.
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copied from Arcamax Daily Jokes
by someone who would love to be a wife and have dogs!!

2 responses

  1. hahahahahahahhahaha, couldn’t agree more or less…..

    this is so damn dogtastic….. so should i be a wife or a dog to get my man???

    1. you should be a wife who is willing to do doggy style…
      whahahaha…

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